Look at that diversity up there! They finally hired a brunette!

As a side note, who knew that Tom Arnold would end up being the voice of reason?

So weird that Roseanne would be feeling such economic insecurity when her show was just picked up for a second season.

And a 55 gallon drum of personal lube

Didn’t someone mail boxes of dildos to the Bundy family compound in Nevada several years ago?

On the face of it this will be bad for consumers, but there is an upside. No more Paul!

Angry middle-aged white man is not a new spokesman.

“Putin hired the dog to eat my taxes.”

We get it, Kanye doesn’t read books.

Why can’t people like both?

If you want to keep your rose-colored glasses on and ignore the fact that this administration is nothing more than a dumpster-fire, you’re free to do so. Meanwhile, the adults will be over here discussing real solutions.

Sounds to me like he’s going to be struggling to walk the line between a New York accent and being Tom Hardy.

Seriously, only the American progressive left could get pissed off at Hilary Clinton acting like a professional to someone that might potentially have her former job.

There is, however, one high-profile Democrat who seems willing to have Pompeo serve as America’s top diplomat: Hillary Clinton, who has reportedlybeen consulting with Pompeo for his potential stint in the State Department. Cool!

He also used to be a Navy Seal.

I like how republicans will foam at the mouth about the thought of illegal immigration, because they’re not racist, you see, they just care about laws. We’re a nation of laws! We just don’t like people breaking the laws! Shoot them or treat them like shit, they deserve it for breaking laws! Same thing with cops…

“Next season on Law and Order: SVU...”

I think I speak for everyone when I say, What the fuck is Jibe?

I was hoping he’d be Bob from Hydra.

As someone who has never cared for Gervais, I feel so very vindicated right now. Now if somebody could point me to some articles about Chris Brown and Shia LaBeouf, I have some more way-after-the-fact gloating to do.