Lawl. No. Apple user across the board, happy to pay for their music service, but to pay for news? Again, lawl. No.

This has shocked me, but I don’t hold it against Donald, he was a great lover and I think he’s a great president.”

I know far too much about Trump’s sex life. Far. Too. Much.

Isn’t the purpose of the taint team to address this exact issue?

You couldn’t pay me enough to hang out with most of these douchebags.

Don’t care the reason, revenge porn is terrible and people who engage it in should be punished.

It wasn’t single-handedly Comey. That party-before-country shitfuck Jason Chaffetz played no small role in blowing that nothingburger of a story up to scandal levels.

With all due respect to Colbert, whom I adore, fuck that noise. Trump is a criminal and a Russian stooge and every day he remains in office he’s doing irreparable harm here and abroad. Considering just the judiciary alone his appointments will affect us for decades to come. Considering just Syria alone his foreign…

I didn’t think it was possible for you guys to figure out how to make embedding Tweets into stories any worse, but here we are. Someone needs to change (or remove) the column height for embedded objects.

This would be “Real Housewives” laugh out loud ridiculous if these miscreants weren’t people who were in charge of the nation’s top law enforcement agency or its nuclear arsenal.

Booker also called out his bigotry against Muslims. After Pompeo tried to cover up his hateful past comments by suggesting people have an obligation to call out hate, Booker brought up his ties to known rabid bigots Frank Gaffney and Brigitte Gabrielle. Pompeo flubbed his answer and was unable to explain why he did…

Holy crap that banner image. Is it possible for a real human to be in the uncanny valley? Fake hair, fake eyebrows, fake eyelashes, fake lips, fake complexion, fake tits, crazy glow.... Hahahahaha I love these hoes.

But he wore a tan suit once!!!!1!!

Meghan McCain Has a Bulletproof Defense of Trump

Please note that Obama paid off zero mistresses, but people were happy to vote for the Trumps because they were going to bring “class” back to the White House

Well you deserve it for being dumb enough not to use protection.

As long as it’s not by Tucker Carlson, I’m actually ok with it.

If there was a planet due to smack into earth in less than two weeks, first of all: Awesome because I voted for Giant Meteor, and this election was rigged so I’ll take it as making good on a campaign promise.

Sociopaths all of ‘em.

Well, they had to break down the door to his $50 condo because he was “napping heavily” so - black tar?