Hehe, electricity in 2019?! Someone’s an optimist!

THANK YOU NICKI!! Now everyone can shut-up about CardiB and remember again what a real woman rapper sounds like.

Can’t two female rappers have simultaneous moments?

Cheap ass imitators deserve no less.

This is not a self-aware man.

On second thought, maybe it wasn’t a good idea to elect a racist, misogynist, Russian-loan financed toddler as president?

Correct. No one has more cause to hate this asshole or the one he works for more than her, but she is, despite her many flaws as a candidate, nonetheless a patriot.

It absolutely is. She doesn’t have the privilege of deciding not to take a call from the guy who is going to be the chief diplomat of the United States—a position she once held. The department has been dismantled over the last 15 months. If called on for advice, it is absurd that anybody would expect (let alone want)…

Best thing to have done was stay quiet and not address it. Instead, he goes on an insane rant based on his idiotic belief that the president of the USA should be worshiped and treated with all the respect in the world.

Accessed without permission through associates profiles, thus stolen. Information was taken without permission from what was supposed to be secure and handed to people who should not have it, thus stolen.

Many dead, including women and children, in mindless CHEMICAL attack in Syria.

Really. If you’re buying this shit at a convenience store, bet if you got chatty with the kid at the register, he could hook you up with someone.

This shit is so over the top, it’s vaguely amusing. Using sirens to beat DC traffic on his way to a fancy French restaurant? Or getting a sweetheart deal on a condo, and then not even paying the $50 a night? Lying (incredibly obviously) about the pay raises, and then getting caught in it the very next day? All of this…

I cannot wait for Trump to speak under oath.

This is just to sucker Trump in. Mueller has no reason to tell Trump the truth, and I’m sure there’s 50 ways of splitting legalese in investigating someone that’s “not a subject”.

A Vicki Lewis impersonator.

I dunno, I kind of think we’d be better off as a society if we didn’t use length of time as the main metric for judging the success of a relationship.

*files nails*

counterpoint: it’s not important at all