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That his grandfather was kicked out of his own country and then came here cannot be stated enough.

Russia, if you are listening, please hack those fox graphics.

Trump apparently went to church yesterday for Easter Sunday. So this makes it....two times since he’s been in office?

Such a pious man. No wonder Evangelicals love him.

Her husband has been going on an Anti-Trump Twitter raid for the last week. I wouldn’t be surprised if she was the next to go. Mika and Joe both said she openly despises Trump but still stuck around because she liked the attention she got from working for him.

In order to solve the opioid crisis one must become the opioid crisis.

In other words, Conway to be fired by Tuesday.

I sleep well at night knowing I won’t have to explain to my grandkids someday that I was one of the good Germans.

“Let’s not shit on the news anchors who are just doing their jobs.” - Hannah Arendt

Damn, so this is what getting owned feels like

How awesome would it be if the entire season was just the Conner family getting slapped by GOP policies and slowly realizing that they’ve made a huge mistake?

Rural america is 20% of the population. I get that these idiots think they are “real america” and want to have a vastly outsized voice because of this self-importance, but they need to sit down and shut the fuck up. There’s nothing special about the fact that someone’s house is on a gravel road.

Was hoping somebody would post that 

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Ah yes, Roseanne Barr. A true conservative patriotic American who would never do anything to disrespect the national anthem like those horrible NFL players have done.

I think Kellyanne is still suffering psychological and emotional trauma from her experiences at the massacre of Bowling Green*.

Conway later discussed Clinton’s weird hair and fucked up complexion.

As long as she doesn’t come back.

I love that someone who want to Dartmouth, a school where one essentially buys a degree, has the gall to attacks others academic bona fides. Trying going to a school ranked in The Top 25 for National Universities before shit-talking, Laura

Short of a Kansas farmhouse landing on her, this is the next best thing.

If they want scarier, bring in Michael Keaton.