This shit is so over the top, it’s vaguely amusing. Using sirens to beat DC traffic on his way to a fancy French restaurant? Or getting a sweetheart deal on a condo, and then not even paying the $50 a night? Lying (incredibly obviously) about the pay raises, and then getting caught in it the very next day? All of this…

I cannot wait for Trump to speak under oath.

This is just to sucker Trump in. Mueller has no reason to tell Trump the truth, and I’m sure there’s 50 ways of splitting legalese in investigating someone that’s “not a subject”.

A Vicki Lewis impersonator.

I dunno, I kind of think we’d be better off as a society if we didn’t use length of time as the main metric for judging the success of a relationship.

*files nails*

counterpoint: it’s not important at all

Do you honestly think that heresay from a lefty-hollywood stoner would have made any difference at all when a literal tape of the man talking about grabbing women by the pussy did nothing?

That his grandfather was kicked out of his own country and then came here cannot be stated enough.

Russia, if you are listening, please hack those fox graphics.

Trump apparently went to church yesterday for Easter Sunday. So this makes it....two times since he’s been in office?

Such a pious man. No wonder Evangelicals love him.

Her husband has been going on an Anti-Trump Twitter raid for the last week. I wouldn’t be surprised if she was the next to go. Mika and Joe both said she openly despises Trump but still stuck around because she liked the attention she got from working for him.

In order to solve the opioid crisis one must become the opioid crisis.

In other words, Conway to be fired by Tuesday.

I sleep well at night knowing I won’t have to explain to my grandkids someday that I was one of the good Germans.

“Let’s not shit on the news anchors who are just doing their jobs.” - Hannah Arendt

How awesome would it be if the entire season was just the Conner family getting slapped by GOP policies and slowly realizing that they’ve made a huge mistake?

I think Kellyanne is still suffering psychological and emotional trauma from her experiences at the massacre of Bowling Green*.

Conway later discussed Clinton’s weird hair and fucked up complexion.