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Peter WANKman
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As long as she doesn’t come back.

I love that someone who want to Dartmouth, a school where one essentially buys a degree, has the gall to attacks others academic bona fides. Trying going to a school ranked in The Top 25 for National Universities before shit-talking, Laura

Short of a Kansas farmhouse landing on her, this is the next best thing.

Good news, everybody! On this holiest of holy days, Good Fry Day, may Nazi-saluting Laura Ingraham lose everything she has.

I hope Laura Ingraham bounces back from this. Someone has to push back against all the kids these days who are petitioning the government to not get shot!

So do we know how much she got paid to play office all day?

This was pulled out of the greys because someone was amused by this as performance art, right?

Why is this in the greys when it should be the top post on the page?? That’s exactly what’s behind the Go Away whiners— she reminds them of their own failure and guilt.

Hillary writes a book, and everyone tells her to shut up and go away.

Oh come on. At this point Clinton could say “we’ve been having nice weather lately” and the media would immediately start screaming “CLINTON OUT OF TOUCH WITH PLIGHT OF FARMERS AS DROUGHT WORSENS!” or “CLINTON ADMITS CLIMATE CHANGE A HOAX!”

Yeah, how dare she answer questions that are asked of her. The bitch!

In the same way all Camrys are supposed to have a weird dent. It’s designed from the factory that way.

I was raised in the 90s, the advent of the Internet. Ive witnessed the most Vile acts of man thanks to the Internet. Being called nigger over Sega online and later Xbox live, seeing humans obsession with vanity as seen on Instagram and snapchat, taliban beheading videos, two girls and 1 cup, reading stats that 53% of

They’re just waiting for a big strong leather daddy to come along and put them in position to succeed.

I love how Hillary, in a nationally televised debate, just straight out said that Putin had Trump by the balls...and the media was like “You’re exaggerating. Calm down, bitch. Oh, and what about those emails?”

Good on them, 2000 Civic is the last good car Honda ever made.

 At one point, Bush said that, unlike Trump, he returns home every day to his children “who actually love me.”

Only if you have the sticker.

Great job, CNN, just allowing her bald-faced lie to go unchallenged in your goddamn census tweet.

Trump is going to be horrified when this investigation reveals that Jared has been having sex with Ivanka for around a decade.