When should we expect Deadspin’s formal retraction regarding Robert Covington?

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

Related question: If you’re a Knicks fan and it means Phil fucking LEAVES, would you applaud the deal?

This makes me all warm and tingly.

Fox News is exactly like Donald Trump.

In the last 24 hours, the Celtics went down 0-2 to a laughable Bulls team, Aaron Hernandez committed suicide, and Gronk yukked it up with a propaganda minister nobody respects.

I’d rather take that two-percent chance that the Knicks get the eight seed and win it all than [have] a lottery pick.”

A toddler might say to you, “Vroom vroom, I am a truck!”

This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back.

I went over to Breitbart to see the comment section on this. (Never go to the comment section on Breitbart.)

This story makes no sense for so many different reasons, but for the record, I’m totally cool with peeing nearly anywhere. I personally pee in my bathroom’s second sink. Every time. Wake up in the middle of the night with a boner: pee in the sink. Easier to aim, obviously. Wake up in the middle of the night without a…

Take your star, you jerk.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

The most amazing thing this video reveals is that he & his crew knew 2 different girls with the first name Tessa.

agreed. as far as videos made my bored teenagers go, this is fucking “Citizen Kane”.

Zero percent surprised at any of this. These are to women who:

Oh, I get it. Because 8/24 was the best he ever shot in a game.

The fuck would I be doing in New Jersey?