Gyllenhaal too dour?  Jake is a delight!

Well thank goodness for Gyllenhaal, then. I don’t go to superhero movies to see cool mercenaries in leather jackets and t-shirts. I go to superhero movies to see people with giant glowing fishbowls on their heads.

Now I want to see the cut where it is simply a Tony Stark snarky look and a wordless snap.

Yes, while I mostly enjoyed the movie that was my main gripe with it. I kept waiting for a moment between Bucky and Cap but it never came, not even a mere hello at the battle scene even though IIRC Cap saw Bucky got dusted. I get that they probably wanted Sam to be the next Captain America, which is great, but the…

still no way cap would let Hydra resurrect under his watch

Mackie: “...but wait, Chris, how are you able to grow old in the original timeline? Wouldn’t you grow older in another timeline, and wouldn’t you appear back on the time portal pad?”

> and I totally do think Endgame is probably better than Infinity War

See, there’s the thing right there.  I think a lot of modern movies don’t give the audience enough credit.  Sometimes it’s OK if something is unexplained.  Sometimes it’s OK to have a moment for the hardcore fans.  Just give an engaging narrative with clear stakes, and you can get away with a lot.

I saw it with someone who knew little-to-nothing about the MCU and she was fine. Yes, there were lots of questions over dinner, but it didn’t interfere with her ability to enjoy it. There were clear good guys and clear bad guys. She yelled and applauded in the big battle scene at the end when Cap gets the hammer and…

also some of the hottest hot sauce ever. it’s just down the row from the aquarium

He shot 8 of 12 from >30' in the series....so no. You wrong.

By the only objective measure, it was a good shot. Everything else is the arcane art of what might have been.

Hey guys we found PG’s burner account.

Well, to be fair, you either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a Wizard. Just ask Michael Jordan

Maybe he thought she was bitten by a snake, so he was trying to suck the plastic out?

The referee in this clip also clearly makes contact with Nurk’s foot after the injury occurs. Then just continues to stroll past him unconcerned by the guy laying on the floor with a broken leg.

Somebody should have mentioned that to him while he was laying there.

i remember when i was in 7th grade and told my teacher i couldn’t decide what to do with my life/career. i told her it was between playing center for the blazers and crocodile wrestling. she told me that as long as i was careful and avoided stingrays, i should take up gator fighting.

That ref who bumped his leg while stepping over him ( seriously, why the fuck did he feel he needed to step over the injured player at all? ) seriously needs to be fired. That’s easily the most fucked up part of the clip.