3 hours is fine. I’m a Lord of the Rings veteran. I watched the Extended editions too.

No, I think that’s called Twitter.

Silly Elon.  An underground tube that delivers crap from one point to another is called a sewer.

No chance, buttery is greasy and leaves a residue on pretty much any surface; if you can feel the slickness with your fingers, there’s something there causing that sensation, even if you can’t see it. Veggies and cheese (esp. harder ones) are trivial, but OP is right, cleaning a grater of butter may save wait time,…

No, don’t pretend. If you’re not happy to be there, just don’t be there. Save everyone involved a lot of time and frustration, including yourself.

Oh, I love this. I imagined a similar short where he’s like “the Fury who cried Marvel” but she was always just too busy to show up, but I like the idea that she did come but just never made it on time.

Or he butt dials her by accident. “Dude, for real?  I just flew across the Galaxy for this.”

I’d like a one-shot where he keeps pushing it every time there’s an emergency (Battle of NY, Sokovia), but since she’s across the universe it takes a little while for her to get to Earth, so every time she arrives the issue is already resolved

Yeah, but at least he’s not autistic.

Or....I would say that this is one of few case where insurance companies should be allowed to be exempt from covering an individual.

Next time, turn him away from the hospital and let him die. Let these kids start dying and let’s see how long it takes for the anti-vaxxer movement to stop.

By not vaccinating him, his parents put him through torture.

This is more an indictment about the inefficiency of the American health care system than the ignorance of the child’s parents for failing to vaccinate.

While the dollar amount is very high, please do not ignore the intense physical pain that this child experienced. By not vaccinating him, his parents put him through torture.

Unfortunately, that wasn’t the case for the unnamed child in this report, since his family had chosen to not vaccinate him for any condition.

I’ve made my peace with it.

Funny enough, I actually think its fitting. It looks like what is a childs idea of a strong super hero would look like.

Put me down for, “I was hacked by my black friends, who were kidding.”