Cheap, plentiful, runs for ages with little attention necessary. Comfortable, roomy, and stealthy. Plenty of room in the back seat for carnal exploits, roomy trunk for beer, and smooth as glass on the shittiest of roads.

I lol'd as I sit in the helpdesk taking calls from people using our VPN.

Precisely. I see the benefits of developing new weapons systems. However the current inventory is still immensely capable. They could get away with downsizing this program, and cut costs. But still develop a new airframe on a longer timetable. Korea, China, and Russia are all hotly pursuing fifth generation stealth…

Want one so badly to replace my CLK.

I have participated in loads of shenanigans in my CLK55. Which is my DD. 342 HP, and 376 torques make for an easy time of jackassery. 2+2, huge trunk for hauling shit. Pretty quick even amongst today's iron. If you work on it yourself maintenance is not eye watering. It can shred some tires, and when you don't want to…

Yeah I ended up getting another car, and since have ignored the GA. It's sitting at my parents house with a misfire on cylinder 4. All signs point to a bad fuel injector. I just don't have the time anymore, and it's not my DD/needed. She was my first car however, so I'm reluctant to let go. Won't pass inspection for…

Mine has lasted 172,000 miles with no major work. I do want to tear it down, and rebuild however. Never blown a head gasket. Did have to replace the heater core, radiator, alternator twice, and replace the transmission filter a few times. Other than that it's been a peach. All the parts were dirt cheap so I never saw…

Minus the wheels that is a sweet Swede. I've often wanted to yank the LD9 out of my Grand Am to toss into one of these.

Wait...

Even though that stretch of 95 needs to be avoided like the plague I have witnessed similar things on it before. I still can't understand why people try that shit.

If ya want I have shovels, rakes, and implements of destruction we can use to liberate those cars.

Mmmmmm.

This.

It's totally a Lambo dude.

I keep an eye open for good examples regularly. Nice pick.

Seconded.

Congo Rats on COTD, especially coming from the cauldron comments on that story.