In this case, because the stadium had folding chairs, the correct phrasing is ‘changing the gravel in the aquarium’. If this had happened in a fixed bench seat scenario, ‘updating my 401k match’ would be appropriate.

For me his greatest crime was opening two doors on his advent calendar on the same day.

See, that’s the thing. You don’t want to mash your finger on the button. Use a little finesse. Listen to your partner for cues.

Long time lurker, first time caller.

In the right context, corn on pizza is Good.

Evolve or submit to obsolescence, ya dodo!

You knuckleheads - there’s only one right answer to this question:

Respectfully, this is the one true choice:

Should’ve been you, Curt Schilling.

I feel like that clip is trying to present Kyrie as well-rounded. But I’m convinced his game is flat.

Oh, for fuck’s sake, why does every clean big hit immediately lead to a whistle as everyone on the hit guy’s team freaks out?

Did I miss the part of the video where they shot her a bunch of times?

These must be the most traumatized kids in the history of Littleton, Colorado.

Hint: The salary of the employees doesn’t come from the private coffers of the boss, it comes from the assets of the company, where it flows to because the work of the employees is valued by those bringing in money - whether it’s paying readers or advertisers who appreciate the viewers the work of the journalists…

Baseball is definitely a family sport. For example, when my son pumped his fist after he solved a tough math problem, I yelled “no showboating!” and launched a frying pan at his head.

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