"Hire a sex worker"

Have you ever read the interview SB Nation did with that dude? It's . . . amazing.

Goddamit, those stupid milk drinking alt-right, racist-ass chodes are really going to be drinking more milk in public now.

If you're scoring at home . . .

She's like Oingo Boingo! (their last album went #1 in LA and I think something like #77 nationall)

One my friends went to high school with Calvin Broadus - he doesn't appear in the yearbook, but he has one of those prom books with every couple's photo in it, and there he is.

Why do you hate SeedyC?

I honest-to-god thought it was @SeedyC:disqus just doing a really good job of making up a Trump quote.

He's the end result. Facts haven't mattered it feels like since . . . 94? Newt's contract with America?

Logic and facts don't matter.

That's the worst kind of dry rub.

I need a tell all book from Eans Picers.

THE BLOOD BANK, SENATOR TRENT!

I NEED THAT ONE LAST OUTKAST x RUN THE JEWELS PROJECT.

The side panel of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.

Unfair to Foghorn Leghorn, TBH.

He's not THAT prominent - I mean it's not like we're talking Bernie Mac or Cedric or Dave Chapelle.

Psst - please share your notebook with Orenthal James.

Man, I love macanese food - it's not just Portuguese and Chinese, but a melange of all the cultures that Portugal colonized and the around the African continent up through Malaya then onto Southern China. Things like "African Chicken" and that weird beef + rice thing and pork chop buns - I need to find a Macanese…

Really, the worst of the Rolling Stone albums.