"“Swedes eat more pineapple per capita than anyone else.”"

Mike Ditka lost in Illinois.

PROPHETIC! YOU ARE A WITCH!!!!

I'll be in my bunk. Weeping.

You don't make friends with salad!

Coco Ichiban is all over Beijing and Shanghai - so I am familiar with it and am often there. Then one day, traipsing around Osaka, (city of food) we ran across one, and we were like "well, we can get this in Shanghai/home . . .butttt" and oh my god it was like 10x better than the overseas version.

Situational: A&W Root Beer + Burger - after 20 hours on Thai chicken buses, stumble across Malaysian border, there is a frosty mug and a burger. Some mediocre pizza place outside of Zion National Park after two weeks of back country backpacking. The first meal after reaching an ATM after 4 days with only 100 RMB…

I'm moving money into Sessions.

Who can resist those salty parabolas?

But Mother!

The damage that is being done to the republic and, also, the globe is pretty pretty bad though. He's both destroying the idea of America AND also at the same time letting the polluters run the environmental regulations authorities.

"I feel like every time a Trump employee quits, Oompa Loompas should appear & sing a song to teach us about the perils of gluttony & greed." - @phranqueigh on Twitter.

When Cernovich and Spencer were calling each other fake alt-righters, I have to admit, it made me smile for like a half-second.

SPLITTER!

I wish I could give credit for this one, saw on Twitter though: "He's a pinkie ring, come to life"

Also, the owner of a local wrestling promotion and spokesperson for a furniture store.

I saw Octopussy in Hong Kong in the theater. I mainly remember the Indian tennis star and the hot air balloon.

MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

He's probably fed up with all the bullshit.

The Pumpkins were my favorite band . . . Billy's behavior since, I dunno, post-Machina has had me reconsider. Siamese Dream is still my favorite album though.