What about Harry Potter?

Every single Chinese person I know (ok, allowing for that they're mainly in Beijing and Shanghai) has a personal VPN.

GET TO SNAPPING.

doesn't let Spicer, a devout Catholic, meet the Pope. Doesn't let Sessions, an Eagle Scout, attend Boy Scout Jamboree. He treats his close employees poorly.

He was hanging out with Biggus Dickus.

This is straight Titus Andronicus level shit.

Fuck that puto and anybody who stands with him. - Shea Serrano. (Also, me).

No. And I'm trying to give them the lowest of bars to clear, but as odious as being the former CEO of Exxon Mobile might be (it's pretty bad) you have to have some level of competence and adult skills to get there.

I have a list. It's a short one. Mattis, Tillerson, Chao. McMaster.

anything to fill their own pockets. They're so myopic though, that they can't figure out wait 4 years and fill their own pockets then. Then need to get that scrilla now.

Be. Sure. To. Drink. Your. Ovaltine.

Sarah, you're. very. good. at. turning. me. on.

Peter, actually.

He's just a rich boy, nobody likes him.
He's just a rich boy, from a rich family.

A friend of mine has been joking about cashing in his Canadian parentage for years now. Two days ago, he started the paperwork.

Jesus Christ. I was just reading the comments that accompany the WaPo editorial, one woman is hysterical criticizing Obama's "perverted" administration - TRUMP TALKED ABOUT YACHT ORIGES.

I do love the Doobie Brothers.

Are you saying he DIDN'T invent "prime the pump?"

Fresno is my least favorite place in California.

Probably stage 2 by now.