The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald would take a year.

"I really loved the first book (possibly because I could identify with Meg as the smart-one-who-doesn't-fit-in) as a kid, but the sequels were really not at the same level"

For much of my life I was anti-durian. Then I was visiting my aunt in Bangkok (where she lives) and she said that she didn't like durian either, but her Thai friends had turned her onto this durian that was really really good. She gave me a pod. . . and it was. It was creamy and tasty like a cheese, and not smelly at…

That fruit isn't ripe yet.

Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence.

Can we just call this manner of dumb crime "Trumpian" going forward?

I'm unfamiliar - is a bunch of complete morons running around and committing crimes?

Airplane!/Zero Hour

@pfe116:disqus didn't growl growl like a dungeon dragon

Cynthia Rothrock vs. Karen Shepard in Above the Law/Righting Wrongs

WHOOO HA GOT @pfe116:disqus IN CHECK

Smashing Pumpkins, about 6 times on the Mellon Collie Tour (s) - both the small clubs tour they played to warm up for the stadium tour and then the tour afterwards. Plus about 4 more times at Lollapalooza and their own shows. Also if you count Zwan.

Angelo Moore once kicked me in the head. Well he dove off a stage and his boot clocked me really hard, but I like to tell it like he intentionally kicked me.

I saw Sugarcubes and Public Enemy open for U2 in Oakland in 1992. Do you think Bjork and Flava Flav spoke on that tour?

I Can't Believe It's a Law Firm!

Now updated to "Trump's Law" - it's the best law. Just tremendous.

He really gave a shit when it wasn't his turn to give a shit.

Richard: It says here on your resume that from 2010 to 2011 you "crushed it"?
Applicant: That's actually an old resume. It should also read that I crushed it from 2013 to present.

All the bit characters in the Trumpaverse (doctor, the music producer, Bannon) all seem to come from a Coen Brothers movie.

It's like Carl Hiassen writ large, with fewer alligators.