Meyers has both Austin Powers AND Shrek cash coming in. JLD has that sweet Seinfeld money (as does Larry David). Fallon has his TV show, Fey as both an actress and tv producer. Although your point is taken.

Hey! Free dummy!

He did, however, take the money.

DIS-A-POINT-TED!

Dennis Miller was honestly my favorite Weekend Update host. And I own (somewhere) 2 or 3 of his books and a couple of his stand-up albums on cassette.

Deep State 2: Electric Boog-a-loo

He contributed to Giuliani, but I don't think he's strongly political.

He's been a working actor on television for a long time though - Iron Chef America, Hawaii Five-0. . .

YOU CAN DO IT!

I continue to love SD and MCIS (Both top 10 albums for me) but everything post Machina (behavior and music) is really becoming embarrassing.

(Their famed XLB are still excellent though - especially if you're lucky enough to go to the original Xinyi location)

My guess is that it's a mixture of dried seafood, fish sauce, a large live seafood area with swimming fish, and stuff like Chinese sausages. Probably some hot food stalls with unfamiliar smells as well. I don't think it's bad now that I'm older and have lived in Asia for a while, but between the ages of 5 and 17 and…

Something I only discovered upon actually moving to Shanghai - all around the city are these wonton shops. But the wonton they serve is much different than the Cantonese wonton that most non-Chinese are familiar with (small, shrimp+ pork, usually served in soup plain or with noodles). Shanghainese wonton are bigger,…

You forgot Prince.

Hey, I'm Chinese and every Sunday we'd take the drive out from our white/hispanic suburban town to Monterey Park - for dim sum and Chinese groceries we couldn't get at our local Vons. And let me tell you, to a kid that place is just as mysterious. "Why don't the carts work right?" "What smells so bad?" Then Ranch 99…

I believe this is how Trump does his public policy pronouncements as well.

You don't think chopsticks are weird sex practices? Hmm, been using them wrong.

It's not less hot - it just gets hot later. It's also a giant ass swamp in summer, but hey at least we have shady streets and the city planning was done by the french in the 1930s not by the mongolians 500 years ago.

It was nice and comfy in Shanghai (for a few more weeks anyways) and apparently Beijing is on the surface of the sun. At least that's how my body has chosen to interpret it.

I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "… I drank what?"