I say we take off, nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Being recognized, more and more.

Yep, 100% correct. Now they live in a neighborhood with random Italian words as street names.

I'm going to need Moor proof before I believe you.

Goddamn facts getting in the way of my joke.

This way to the great egress!

More Idiotique than plain idiot.

(and at the 2000 Democratic Convention as well - as part of a Get Out the Vote campaign)

What are we made of? Our fathers came across the prairies, fought Indians, fought drought, fought locusts, fought Dix… remember when Richard Dix came in here and tried to take over this town? Well, we didn't give up then, and by gum, we're not going to give up now!

On the next Geraldo special!

Once while apartment hunting in Shanghai, I came across a dining table. Glass top. and instead of table legs - the glass top was balanced on the heads of four sitting ceramic Dalmatians. I wish I had a camera phone at the time.

That definitely describes my high school years.

Lt. Frank Drebin?

I can't believe you'd have the Gaul to come in here with that anti-Jute agenda. You're not escaping this Scot-free.

Frank the Tank?

*whistles innocently*

You mean . . .actual reading?! of a book?!

I tried to slog through the Once and Future King in Junior High and it was dull. I'm wondering if it's because I was a junior high student and everything sucks at that age.

Time travelers. Buncha time travelers.

Until I see some proof, there's no way someone named 'Millard Fillmore' was elected president.