Those Saxons had it coming! The Picts and the Jutes are ok dudes though.

I'm fighting Saxons all the time and I'm definitely 21st century.

I ain't saying that it's impossible that some Chinese guy made it all the way to England several hundred years before - I mean the silk road was pretty established at least to the middle east - and Matt Damon did make it to China,
(actually there's all these stories about a lost Roman legion that made it to China -…

My parents used to live in an airport themed neighborhood in Sacramento. Imagine living on "Frequent Flyer Lane" and "Economy Class Street"

We'd end up with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as President. I'm ok with this.

I keep hoping this is the longest lucid dream ever.

Those clowns! What a bunch of clowns!

Rabban Bar Sauma journeyed to England in the late 1200s . . . so maybe there was a random Chinese guy in England 50 years later?

Kenny G "Going Home" is everywhere in China. When malls close and just in general I'll hear it at least once a week. There's a story (probably FAKE NEWS) that he was on an flight and they were playing it, and he broke out his soprano sax and played along.

A meme I had seen floating around but knew nothing about - I honestly thought it was Robert Downey Jr. sprinkling the salt.

She got name-checked in a Beastie Boys song, so that's like immortality right there.
(of course, subsequently got divorced from Ad-Rock . . .)

Have you been playing basketball against Draymond Green?

My ego was writing checks that ultimately my body wasn't able to cash, although I was on the front page of every newspaper in the free world.

How many notes would you like me to remove?

There's a bar where I live where if the bar patrons can guess 5 songs in a row, everyone gets a free pour. 3 years and no one has gotten it yet. It's the owner's 500GB iPod and filled with 70-90s punk, 80s-2000s hip hop and a lot of 60-70s rock. Obviously no Shazam or google allowed.

No - Paul Ryan was reported listening to Last Resort leaving the capitol on the day they withdrew the first Trumpcare initiative. Papa Roach had some good Twitter game too.

I'm in Shanghai. The VPN is on only because disqus comments don't show up without it (and also so I can pop over to YouTube to watch scenes of videos). But I can read the articles fine without it.

I'm reading this from China RIGHT NOW! Not banned.

Not a fan of Eat, Drink, Man, Woman or The Wedding Banquet?

Paint Your Wagon? Oklahoma?