But Jan the Man!

I think eventually two models later, they got the snap open button on the curved phone. But it didn't actually work quickly and smoothly.

I, too, remember Zoolander.

"You can be mean, if you're funny." I mean I spend a lot of my life being bitter about depictions of Asians in popular media (Gedde Watanabe owes Asian Americans big time for Long Duk Dong AND the guy from Gung Ho) - but dammit, Jian Ying is just funny. Also, I have worked in HK and China for the past few years and I…

Everytime Stephen Anderson (Cal Bears football, now Houston Texans) made a catch for a third down, my stupid friends and I would say "Mr. Anderson" in that voice.

Where are you going pal? Next time you have a chance to kill someone, don't hesitate!

@avclub-186c9e5f4705d0e85dcc7483abe4a7b5:disqus Are there other reasons for using a flame throwing guitar?

Garbage is a completely under appreciated band.

It was a simpler time before YouTube videos breaking down the trailer and a year round news cycle about movies. We were legit excited about it - I went with a bunch of people to see a midnight showing. And then I went again for like an 11am showing that Saturday. And I switched my cell phone to that curved Nokia…

Jian Ying.

ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET, HUH?!?!?

And I'm 42 - holy shit that guy looks like he has me by at least a decade.

Since this is a Chinese-ish recipe, and if you're stocking your pantry, the right thing to use is light Chinese soy (look for the Lee Kum Kee brand if you're not sure on which one to buy). Dark soy is usually called out on Chinese recipes and is used more for braising instead of stir frying.

Love Again - Run The Jewels, feat. Gangsta Boo

My last trip there i bought underwear, a Pokemon costume and 2 boxes of tea. And Kit Kats.

That chainsaw is real! I saw the manufacturer in the credits. I just have to assume Cypher didn't watch F7 where he took down a helicopter with a car or F6 where he leapt across a freeway bridge to save Letty from being killed by a tank.

Can you stop by the Don Quijote and pick me up some green tea Kit Kats?

Tracy Jordan: Bill Cosby, you got a lotta nerve gettin' on the phone wit' me after what you did to my Aunt Paulette!

Feel like Dr. Doom is less evil also.

I used to have a woman who reported to me who was terrible to put on any team - co-workers disliked her arrogance and she was mean and didn't get along with anyone. But on the other hand, I had a bunch of small but important projects that I could put her on where she could work alone - the clients always were super…