Coconut is the Devil’s dandruff.

Madness. Utter, shrieking madness. If anything, they need more toffee.

Thank you for reminding us that you’re the person who wrote that horrifying “how to eat candy” article so we can know how to interpret the rest of your takes. Although I think this would have tipped me off that we were dealing with a legendary-grade food pervert:

Either Bob’s Country Bunker or the Double Deuce.

The Double Deuce anyone?

No, okra should also be thrown away, good or bad.

Toss it in the sink with cold water for an hour and you’re good to go. The fridge method works well too but you just have to plan ahead a little more.

But that’s OK because he’s got a Jaaaag

He’s afraid he’ll get a boner.

Yeah I can think of some legit, nonsexist reasons for a teenage boy to not want to wrestle a girl. From the girl wrestler’s end it may be no NBD, but from the boy’s end, it may be the first time they’ve ever been in the position to be in full-body contact with a girl. I can see how that might cause some serious…

His excuse is lame as hell. Still, I’m not sure that the suggestion that he should just suck it up and accept unwanted physical contact with another person is really a great look either.

Pretty sure the optimum office food is a nice chicken salad, with a side of coleslaw, and a squeeze bottle of Miracle Whip to just pour down your throat as a chaser.  Every office should have this.

Keep in mind, you don’t need to prove a Xerox-grade copy, you just have to prove there is the potential for consumers to confuse the two. For example, if someone hears from a buddy that “Huge Ass Beers” from multiple bars are the best beers on Bourbon Street, is it reasonable to assume they could see a sign…

Fix it again, Tonale!

Okay, so who had “ate an egg salad sandwich” in the “Why was Drew sick” pool?

Is compulsively counting ass beers a possible sign of ass burgers?

IGC agents were “called to investigate a patron for possibly cheating at a table game.” ... The statement didn’t specify which game Jones was playing.

Yeah, it’s so petty of the SEC to do their exact job of ensuring that companies and individuals provide accurate information to investors instead of misleading them.

All tweets are bad, and everyone who tweets should be held in contempt.

i rewatched the first season recently, it’s more noticeable now that I know he’s British. He does go in and out of the accent.