I hope this car has a long production run because they will get driven hard and a decent relatively unmolested one will be hard to find on the used market.

2 extra doors, useable back seat, hatch back practicality. Year round traction (I live in the northeast) & it's a hell of a lot more special than a run of the mill GT.

I can: Any Jag that has depreciated to $15,000.

For those of us who live on a beer budget..

You already wrote about the perfect Hellcat killer: http://thegarage.jalopnik.com/you-can-buy-a-…

The funny thing is they will never notice because they will never pop the hood.

Damn. It's like they just built a coffin with wheels on it. You could just die in there and then be interred directly in it.

Did you just try to see how many Jalopnik cliches you could put in one comment? Christ.

This is just straight trolling at its finest. It’s a fucking portrait video of a landscape video on another phone. People are fucking savages.

I had that kneejerk reaction, too, then I got curious. Turns out that the Jeopardy! College Championship has been won in the past by Mississippi State, Arkansas, and Texas A&M.

They don’t know any better. It’s like ugly dogs. Be kind to them anyway, for someday you may need your assistance when you need help choosing a printer and it’s the Prius people who wrote 900-word Amazon reviews because they have nothing better to do.

I didn’t get this, but now I wish I did.

Is this a Mercedes Designo package?

Nerdy Hitler, Waluigi and Alec Baldwin walk into a bar...

This is kinda like marrying your hooker.. it defeats the purpose...

A V8 Audi that just needs a timing chain job.

One of the best cases of CP in a while.

Stripper Viper with a 6.4 or 5.7 Hemi? I know the V10 is the essence of the car, but you might be able to move enough cheapies to posers to keep the V10 version afloat.

Dodge Viper - the official car for a customer that doesn’t exist.

The Our Lady of Perpetual Downforce Honda Civic, of course!