Dear car dealers, everyone hates you, and you deserve it. This is what happens when you become so unloved as a class of humans that people will turn their backs on you the first chance they get. Congress, take note.

Elon Musk and Tesla just don't think the rules should apply to them.

My Toyota Camry. Every few hundred miles it would just stop and this little check engine light light would come on the dash (pictured below), the car wouldn't even start. Also every 50000 miles or so it would completely run through its tires and need a new pair. I never had any other issues over a couple hundred…

"If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole." -Raylan Givens, Justified

I had one on my MS3 and it definitely helped spool quicker.

Sorry. They have no FXXKs left to give.

Am I getting old - is that why I don't fucking understand all these YouTube videos that involve a video of people playing a video game or watching a TV show???? Why the fuck would you spend 30 minutes watching somebody else do something as opposed to doing it yourself? GET OFF MY LAWN WHY IS STUFF SO EXPENSIVE THESE…

Next person to make a dress joke gets banned.

Next person to make a dress joke gets banned.

Sport Hatch Injected Turbo also know as Coupe Roofline Activity Project (CRAP).

All the driving dynamics of a car with much more utility, often with no penalty in appearance.

In developing countries, worn out tires are commonly recycled to make sandals that are completely indestructible. They were so common in Vietnam, Americans began calling them Ho Chi Minh sandals.

I was just reading through the ABS diagnostic stuff available on an early '00's Lexus. You can totally screw with the ABS through the test menus. It would not shock me if you could do this through canbus on a modern car. For the most part I've been skeptical about the remote exploit fud that's been pushed out there…

Go big or go home

More good advice is to loosen the lug nuts prior to jacking the car. Those things can be tight as hell and trying to get them loose with the car resting on a jack is pretty dangerous

Good. That would presumably compel the noncompetitive manufacturers to get their shit together and build a better mousetrap.

The main reason to buy a Lamborghini is so you can tell other people that you own a Lamborghini. If somebody asks to go for a ride you can simply reply the same as any other Lamborghini owner with "Well, it's in the shop... you know, Italian and all that." and the other person would nod knowingly.

This was always a classic...

Obligatory 90s. A purple Diablo with scissors doors up? Heck to the yeah.

1) Keep calm

This most important thing you can do is: