These two were possibly my favorite car guys ever. Truly an inspiration to me and I owe much of my car repair ability to them. While I didn't learn a lot of specific repairs from their show, they taught me a lot about how to think about car problems and repairs, and that's way more important than what you learn from…

You can ride in one if you just use this one weird trick!

Man, Enzo would be rolling in his grave.

The S5 Cabrio was kind of an early example of the engine downsizing that's so common today. The old S4 sedan and convertible — as well as the first S5s — had a beefy naturally aspirated 4.2-liter V8. But the S5 was the first to go to a 3.0-liter supercharged V6 that puts out 333 horsepower and 325 pound-feet of…

Do people really think they're fooling others by telling them they were just cleaning their gun? It's like a girl trying to convince her parents she got pregnant from a toilet seat.

I've never been a Lexus fan.

That is the exact quote that was in the news story which took an exact quote from a medical diagnosis.

It's in quotation marks. I'm going to guess that's his actual medical diagnosis, not something Tom decided to throw in for yuks.

dude hes quoting Kare11.com news and it is a valid term for a developmental disability.

Why Buy a Chevy Malibu When You Can Ride the Bus or Choose Literally Any Other Form of Transportation?

The article title is too long, it should just say: Why buy a Chevy Malibu?

My guess is that they found it, made some kind of back-channel deal with the Russians to keep it out of the public eye, and now it's mysteriously "gone away."

Right. Now say these two phrases: "My dad drives a Taurus", "My dad drives a Ferrari".

Right. Now say these two phrases: "Let's take the Taurus", "Let's take the Ferrari".

Which one sounds better?

Who the hell pays cash for gas?

Wouldn't Michigan be receiving this with open arms? Ted Nugent is from there.

Perhaps this is all just a big misunderstanding. Has Elon Musk clearly stated what his intentions are? Perhaps Michigan and other states simply didn't realize he's trying to sell cars, and not bring back old hair bands from the 80's?

Some questions are better left unanswered, or answered once and then forgotten over the course of many sad, sleepless nights fueled by a new drinking habit that crescendos to a peak before a religious revival and confrontation with a dry cleaning lady four years later finally snuffs it out and gives life to a new life…

or pull out his can of mace, ride out in front and just crop-dust those dipwads.

You can never make Battlefield 1942 again. If a game doesn't have perks and customizable kits and blah...blah...blah... nobody will play it.