This x 1000. I’m a current Mazdaspeed3 owner, and while I love the car I now have an 80 mi round trip commute on Michigan roads. I would absolutely buy another Mazda but I also want something that matches or exceeds my current car’s pep and is more comfortable so I’m looking at Audis now. Give us a 3 or CX30 with AWD…

Low load height, quirky, and cheap? I think I know what you need:

So it’s not just me! The horn in the MS3 is a joke.  I replaced it first with a Stebel Nautilus, but after experiencing inconsistent performance replaced that with a set of knock-off supertones that my buddy gave me.  Finally gets some attention.

Same here.  My 3 had a pathetic stock horn.  I first replaced it with a Stebel Nautilus compact air horn, but eventually replaced that with a set of knockoff supertones.  It gets much more attention now.

Or just do it outside...

I have TQSTEER on my Mazdaspeed3 as a little nod to all the over MS3 owners out there. FWD LOL and 0RWHP were already taken.

The date has been stylized with the “8” in red, signifying that it’s the 8th generation of Corvette.

My first thought was emphasizing the 8 in the middle of date...8 cylinders in the middle of the car.  Get it?

My dog loves eating literal shit.  I don’t think they’re going to be fazed by some skin covered in peanut butter.

Then you’d buy an S3.

I still don’t understand where Imagine Dragons came from. They seem to have sprung fully formed out of some A&R exec’s toilet to be blasted on every I <3 Radio ad and NFL bumper. Their music is aggressively bland and imminently forgettable.

Hot Springs is a resort town and popular retirement area.  I’m guessing this is either old folks or a second car used to get around town.

Do you have a Gen1 or Gen2?  My Gen2 runs 225/40-18 stock, and I’m getting sick of them.  I’ve lost at least 3 tires to pothole induced sidewall blowouts.  Will 16" wheels fit over the brakes?

A friend of mine had one of these in high school, with a step side bed, sparkly blue paint, and a 350ci V8 swapped in. It smelled like the farm it previously resided on, had no power steering, and no traction. You could watch the gas gauge drop when you got on the gas. It was one of the most fun vehicles I’ve ever…

I think they lack the requisite equipment to be affected by it...

Anecdotal evidence: I live in a southern town, and every day at lunch the Chick-fil-a drive-thrus are a Mad Maxian nightmare. I always park and go inside, noting the vehicles in the drive thru line. I feel that I usually get my food inside before I see the driverscoming out of the other end of the line.

I share a name with a character from a popular, currently running cartoon that’s been on the air for damn near 20 years now. My entire adolescent and adult life has been peppered with stupid jokes about it every time I have a restaurant reservation or pay for something with my credit card.

Couldn’t find a V8 for under $5ok, but there are lots of Jaguar F-Type S models out there for well under the cap

Same here. Bought a 2013 MS3 new, and it’s been perfectly reliable. Never had an unscheduled service that wasn’t related to outside causes (potholes and bad drivers). I’ve kept it pretty much stock, with the exception of the rear motor mount (the stock one is a joke), intake, and a short shifter. It’s been a great,…