Bert Cooper would be so proud of Duck.

On June 25, 2008, a private home video leaked of Troyer and his former live-in girlfriend, Ranae Shrider, having sex.

What? He got drunk and peed? How is that gross?

I'm sure he would be honored to be fucked by you. Who wouldn't?

provides refurbished digital devices to disadvantaged LGBT youth

Yes... nothing says "alien" like a weird hairline, liver spots and/or a wrinkled bridge of the nose.

Ahhhh, yes. Babylon 5. The even more boring Star Trek: Deep Space 9.

Jared Leto is so fucking gross. Honest to goodness gross.

All of Driscoll's opinions are shit - except he's right about marriage being like water torture.

This is awesome. The other stuff is too airbrush-y for my taste.

Sooooooo. . . nobody's gonna point out that this is a cheap Twin Peaks knock-off?