I thought "I so sorely want to be a rich start-up."

"Yeah, you know, just in case I wanna jam. 'Cause you never know when the jam wants to escape."

Try shitting in a plastic bag.

On June 25, 2008, a private home video leaked of Troyer and his former live-in girlfriend, Ranae Shrider, having sex.

What? He got drunk and peed? How is that gross?

I'm sure he would be honored to be fucked by you. Who wouldn't?

provides refurbished digital devices to disadvantaged LGBT youth

Jared Leto is so fucking gross. Honest to goodness gross.

All of Driscoll's opinions are shit - except he's right about marriage being like water torture.