Rey is also an extremely rare instance of a guy who should never, ever, EVER be a heel—so naturally he became one in that role. Just flagrant idiocy.

Honestly Jean-Paul Leveque the French aristocrat is a much more dignified gimmick than "Terra Ryzing."

Definitely worse. I'm no Warrior fan but there are some genuinely, truly great (as in GREAT) Warrior matches. Not so for Mr. Renegade.

Some of that stuff sounds like he was set up to fail, though. Like Kurt Angle telling him that he should say something about Eddie Guerrero using the camel clutch. When Hassan says something about it, since Gory Guerrero invented the hold he's treated as though he took a shit on Gory's grave and wiped his ass with a…

I think they didn't make the list because they were two nobodies, and this is about guys who were stars under other personas.

But Kamala is by far Harris' most famous role. He was just a generic big dude and the Kamala gimmick lasted a solid 10-15 years. It's a somewhat distasteful portrayal to put it mildly, but it was undeniably effective.

I don't hate Undertaker but it sure is easy to be a legend when you're as protected as he is for 25 years. Remember when UT had to learn his place and go around losing to Andre the Giant over and over? Yeah, neither do I.

Fuck that. Alan Moore could have written parts of that promo.

The live stream should have shut up anyone who wanted to complain that the presence of Oswalt et al would make MST3K too "mainstream" and too far from its cowtown puppet show roots.

"Father feigns eating, draws Junior out, then disowns him!"

I understand where everyone's coming from. I can see why Frank would feel slighted, but I also see why Joel would want to move on, too. You can't please everybody.

It seems he's completely disappeared. He has no known social media account and even his MST3K co-writers have lost contact with him.

Oh, hi Mrs. Gramby…ah, AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

"I've got one thing to say to you, Teve Torbes: TUCK OFF."

He has his World of the Psychic scene and then his rant to stall Vigo at the end. "Only a CARPATHIAN would come back to life NOW…and choose New York."

That was Tim Raines, and that definitely happened.

North! South Dakota was his brother…from West Virginia!

Also, the "I can't believe they said that" moment from Fran Tarkenton, responding to a question about the lack of black quarterbacks in the NFL by explaining how blacks are too stupid to play the position, and that no lineman would trust a black QB with his hands around their wallet, "especially during a night game."

Wasn't that the show Peyton hosted? That's not much of a cameo.

The "Go Tell It on the Mountain" author or the guy who pitched for the White Sox?