Good thing they added the frown face after mentioning it was founded by Nazis. This gives me a headache. I’m going to go take a Bayer aspirin.

This is fantastic information, thank you. A follow up?

He then popped up and said “Must be something...i8!” as a large curtain dropped behind him, unveiling the latest concept of BMW’s groundbreaking hybrid-composite sports car of the future.

If we all chased speed per dollar, we’d end up on 2005-2008 Liter Bikes purchased on craigslist from dishwashers who ‘really want a truck’.

Mustang has Bluetooth.

I’m a simple man, with a simple mind and simple needs.

I have one of those, except it's called That Damned Closet Under The Stairs. It's not such a wondrous place; it's a techno-Guernica that reminds me of the deadfall from Pet Sematary.

Rod, is that you?

Look how cute the i3 safety car is!!

it cannot.

it can!

I'd like to think that simply affixing a Mass plate to a car causes wild swings in the laws of physics (and the laws of traffic).

A great example of "air suspension" on JRITS today:

Uuuuuurm... That'd be 12.1GW not 1.21GW

Consumer Reports is too irrelevant.