You sir are my new hero.

A...S...S...H...O...L...E...(S) everybody!

We’re 0 and 14 and I can’t stop laughing. An early Christmas present.

I hear that lower level post at State is cleaning bathrooms. The Doctor from Russia (who’s putting his daughter through school) currently doing the job needs a little help.

When did Cheeto Dust adopt a pet turtle?