Lolll, jfc, this comment section is worse than the original non-story.

I don’t do Twitter or whatever social media this happened on but I assume one can respond to DMs? Maybe a response like: “Are you being serious? I don’t care about you, your tits or your silly softcore slasher film. It sucked, you suck, your tits are nothing special and your name is a damn typo. I hope you sink into…

I feel like this is the one time where the A.V. Club’s snark would have been appropriate. I don’t know why it’s missing because everyone involved is fucking stupid and deserves to be laughed at.

Christ, both of these people need to get the fuck off of social media. If you’re an actor, don’t DM film critics with a passive aggressive “jokes.” If you’re a film critic, don’t post tetchy TikTok videos in response. I’m still theoretically a couple of decades away from my “old man yells at cloud” phase of my life,…

I don’t know who either people involved are, and the Internet was a mistake, but...I...don’t care...

It randomly delights me to remember that Pawnee community college let April create her own major, so she was majoring in Halloween Studies 

You literally put an eye rolling emoji, you condescending dick.

D’Arcy Carden in 1940s getups?

They should have shaken up after Man of Steel was a joyless slog.

There it is!

That’s kind of where the MCU is right now. I’ve heard a lot of people complain that the Phase IV movies and shows are not as intricately bound up as the ones in Phases I-III, but is that necessarily a bad thing? When I started reading Marvel as a kid in the early ‘80s, the big annual company crossovers weren’t a thing…

Your response is permeated with “streaming isn’t real”.

Winey Jaques! Beloved French folk hero!

It’s almost as bad as the implication that those directors are now somehow Property of Disney and don’t have their whole lives to continue making the films they want. Who wouldn’t take the opportunity to bank a few million reliably working for the machine so that they can broaden their options later in their careers?…

I'll venmo you.

And that she knew he was Saul Goodman all along. Jeffy noticed him when he recognized his commercial while Gramma Marion was watching her show. Then a few nights later Saul ended up in his cab.

It’s a narrative that an obnoxious but not-at-all surprising number of online fanboys would love to push, as well. Too woke, too gay, too agenda-driven, etc. God I wish the internet could be taken away for an entire school year, just so they could accidentally say their little talking points in class and get a nice “sh…

You know that people can google the things you lie about and see that they're lies, right

Why would you ask him? He’s all the way up in Canada.

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.