I’m not sure I agree. The schtick may be the same, but Cena shows genuine acting chops in between all the silliness. Dwayne just acts like Dwayne, and has done nothing but that for years. In fact, he’s far better when he drops the tough guy bullshit and tries to be funny, like in ‘Get Smart’ or as the teenaged twerp…

That may be true, but I wonder if that clause would’ve continued to be honored had Black Adam been brought into the DCU (or whatever the fuck it’s called now). I doubt the WB brass or James Gunn would’ve allowed that to happen just because he’s Dwayne Johnson. I just don’t think he carries that much weight anymore,…

Just the fact that Dwayne’s movie contracts have a ‘I can’t lose’ clause built into them tells me who the real candyass is.

Lighten up, Francis.

I figure Greta Gerwig is only making it so that she and Noah Baumbach can get their next pretentious shitfest greenlit. Good god, ‘White Noise’ was terrible.

That’s fine. All the Nazis who fled Germany after WWII should never have been able to take their uniforms off, either.

And a binge watch of ‘You’.

He’s quite good in Glass Onion, too. He and John Cena seem to be the only former wrestlers-turned-actors who have an actual interest in, you know, acting well.

I watched Peacemaker recently, and it occurred to me that John Cena is far better an actor than Dwayne. Like, far. He’s come a long way since his days of ‘put me in a movie about a Marine or something because I’m huge’. He’s clearly taken some acting classes. Dwayne Johnson wouldn’t take an acting class if the teacher…

No one’s driving their children to a Hollywood premiere. Yeah, just gonna go drop the kids off on the red carpet! Back in a minute! Might stop off for a tequila afterward! Come on.

WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF HENRY CAVILL?!

I’d settle for the slow, lingering kiss they clearly want to give each other.

We’re all fairly certain you haven’t done any work today anyway.

They’re blatantly disinterested in governing because they feel the same way about democracy.

The one time I’ve been to Tahoe was in the winter, and it was gorgeous. It snowed the whole time, and there was a covered hot tub out back that was a lot of fun to sit in during the slight snowstorm we got.

The Avengers always win when Hawkeye is taking part in the battle. I think that says something. So shut up, god.

Well, at lease we know what DJ Steve Aoki had to say about this. Thank the non-existent lord above.

One father cited former The Daily Show host Jon Stewart as someone who “used to do a good job of catching young men in their late teens,” but opined that today that “there is no one from the Left talking to 12-year-old boys. My sons all know who Andrew Tate is. But there is simply no equivalent on the Left.”

Don’t worry, you’ll have better opinions when you get a little older.

I started watching The Handmaid’s Tale over the holiday, and it’s really weird thinking of that line while watching Bradley Whitford.