I just think the word ‘assholes’ works fine without having to revert to tired cliches. Star Wars assholes come from many a corner. Especially these days.

I wish it WAS John Houseman. I miss that man.

I was thinking that maybe he meets K2SO in prison, but I think it’s been said by the producers that the two don’t meet up until the second season. That would be kinda cool, though. Similar to how young Han met Chewie in ‘Solo’.

My very first thought.

Arrested development? I have a house, a car, a wife, a job, and a stepdaughter. I pay taxes. I vote. I do boring adult shit all goddamn day long. I also love Star Wars more than probably anything else in the world (the wife and the stepdaughter come close). Spare me the ‘arrested development’ crap, and enough with the…

Yeah, and shoot the whole thing in a broom closet at midnight with the lens cap on! DARKER DARKER DARKER!

THEMS FIGHTIN’ WORDS

And it’s all shot on an iPhone at the gym.

It’s not like it wouldn’t have precedent.

This all sounds like some bad movie.

Debatable.

If anything, this looks like a remake of a combination Rockys III and IV. Creed is rich and established, a friend dies in the ring, Creed feels obligated to fight them after said death, etc. Looks pretty decent, but that’s where its influences are.

Lil’ Clubber, played by the ghost of Gary Coleman.

Oh, look at you turning the tables! I’m impressed. You should go downstairs and have all those children dying a slow death in your basement explain the internet to you.

I’m not really interested in who or what you currently have locked in your basement, but sure, continue defending yourself to a stranger for no reason. I’m absolutely riveted.

I’m genuinely waiting for the Instagram post from the server about how they were fired shortly thereafter.

BLACK ADAM: [yelling at Superman as he flies away]

Or Black Adam gets punched into the center of the earth, and then flies back out at top speed holding up his contract. ‘As you can see, Superman... I WIN!’ he roars at the top of his big strong guy voice.

I know you hang around kindergartens a lot, so I’m not surprised.

Anyone who ever believed that Ivanka was going to be a ‘moderating force’ in any regard should think back to when she put her shitty acting skills to the test to play the token ice queen on ‘The Apprentice’. It was an act then, and it’s an act now.