If anyone thinks any of those reviews are real, I’ve got a box full of stolen government documents to sell them. Oh, and also a bridge.

Her book was ‘The Power of Judyism’, not Judaism.

“Tenuta had claimed her birthdate as Nov. 7, 1965, but she was born in 1949, [her publicist Roger] Neal said. “She was old school so she would never tell her real age, but now that she’s gone we can tell her real age,” he added.”

Yeah, that’s most likely it.

Yes, you are. You really are!

I think it’s on this episode of WTF -

You know what, I think I’m good.

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You’re always welcome to go somewhere the fuck else.

Don’t do what Donny Don’t does.

I’m not sure she has the ability to write about anything other than some celebrity she used to bang and now wants to drag through the mud.

He’s a prick, but the way he comes back through the door as if on cue to continue the argument he’s having with Lily Tomlin in this clip always cracks me up. I think it’s my favorite DOR film.

He’s only done a few films, and yet overall, I still prefer watching him onscreen than his dad. Denzel has always come off like a smug prick to me. Josh Brolin has a great story about how he almost got into a fistfight with him on the set of American Gangster.

His dad is rich?

I suspect we’d know if there had been another Star Trek movie since he died.

When you something eat it in El Dan’s basement.

Isn’t it weird to feel nostalgia for something as shit-all terrible as Disqus?

Yes, like that Ninja Turtles action figure you’ve had up your butt since you were eight.

Now Tayne I can get into.

Earn and Al definitely just got lucky while using the Shmurda exit, but also, how did that studio not have a back exit before he built it? Isn’t that a fire hazard or something?