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Pete Worst
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You know what, I think I’m good.

Here’s some news for ya - there are other people in the world besides you. And I’ll be goddamned if every last one of them doesn’t have their own set of opinions about things, some of which might not concur with your own.

Have you saved up enough money to buy a Tesla t-shirt yet? I hear they’re pretty expensive.

You’re always welcome to go somewhere the fuck else.

Don’t do what Donny Don’t does.

I’m not sure she has the ability to write about anything other than some celebrity she used to bang and now wants to drag through the mud.

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He’s a prick, but the way he comes back through the door as if on cue to continue the argument he’s having with Lily Tomlin in this clip always cracks me up. I think it’s my favorite DOR film.

He’s only done a few films, and yet overall, I still prefer watching him onscreen than his dad. Denzel has always come off like a smug prick to me. Josh Brolin has a great story about how he almost got into a fistfight with him on the set of American Gangster.

His dad is rich?

I suspect we’d know if there had been another Star Trek movie since he died.

When you something eat it in El Dan’s basement.

Isn’t it weird to feel nostalgia for something as shit-all terrible as Disqus?

Yes, like that Ninja Turtles action figure you’ve had up your butt since you were eight.

Earn and Al definitely just got lucky while using the Shmurda exit, but also, how did that studio not have a back exit before he built it? Isn’t that a fire hazard or something?

It’s based on everyone’s actual family. I don’t care what color you are, there is someone in your family who always brings drama. I have an aunt who got herself thrown out of the Denny’s we were all eating at because she couldn’t stop yelling about all the same family bullshit she’d been yelling about for the past 20

Vaccinations? LUXURY! We never had such things. Let them have to dive headFIRST into the fire like we did.

I bet there are a lot of things you haven’t touched in 30 years.

EDGY