The Bear is really damn good all the way through, especially the one-shot episode. When you’re done, watch ‘Boiling Point’. It takes place in a restaurant kitchen, and its entire 90-minute runtime is a single shot as well. Great stuff.

The Don/Roger reunion I’ve been waiting for. 

I think Joel McHale was rumored to be circling the role for a while. I could easily see him doing a pretty good job.

That picture of him looks like it was snipped off the cover of People magazine in 1986.

If Zack Snyder directed that four hours of gas station bathroom floor, a mile-long line of 14-year-old shitheads would form almost instantly.

Hi Death! Big fan of your work.

Get it straight for Jesus

They did it to make more money, which is what businesses like Disney often do. Not sure why you’re acting so stunned here.

They currently don’t stand the chance of building a McDonald’s, let alone a space station.

So are you.

AVC couldn’t possibly have been snarky about this truly moronic non-story because SOMEONE MENTIONED THAT THEY WERE GAY and that should always be taken VERY VERY SERIOUSLY. How DARE you suggest ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING ELSE.

The only star I’m interested in is Larry Storch.

a movie about two working class guys taking a joyride in a rich kid’s car has a lot more gas in the tank (so to speak) than the original movie.

No she didn’t. Here’s the full quote, which of course AVC couldn’t be bothered to actually include. It’s just a shit review. Whoever this Stenberg person is isn’t even mentioned.

- The AV Club

To lose sense of any sort of boundaries means you have to have had it first. To say that social media has turned billions of people into thoughtless, soulless, attention-whoring monsters with no senses of boundary, subtlety, context or humor is putting it overwhelmingly lightly.

Oh good, so it’s even more confusing than I thought.

I had multiple writers follow one of my old accounts, and I never got out of the greys with it. Kinja fucking sucks.

Then maybe you should stop watching it and, more importantly, never fucking post here again.

Forget it, Jake. It’s Barsanti.