*their mom’s dollars

What was it about the words Avatar 3 that made you think it would be discussing Avatar 2?

The GQP would have no problems with the FBI whatsoever if they did exactly what they said to do 100% of the time and goosestepped around the room wearing brown shirts while they did it.

A little baybaaayyy!

Holy shit, what a weird callback. Nice one.

Because there’s a difference between divorcing someone and burying them. And she didn’t even get the chance to do that. You can dislike someone and not want anything to do with them on a personal/intimate level and still feel grief when they die. Especially when you had previously been married to them.

Pretty sure it was just their new record.

“I don’t like cookies.”

Now we all know that was nothing.

In the sequel, Aubrey should play Naru’s sister who is always on her phone back at camp.

What, NO ONE here has seen season 1, episode 8 of Mike Tyson Mysteries? Damn kids!

Watching an army of children cut his head off in the middle of Times Square wouldn’t be enough.

Are we sure? Better put two more in its head to be absolutely positive.

All I know is that these motherfuckers are gonna have their minds blown the first time they watch ‘Meatballs’.

Mainly just well-to-do white ladies, the most consistently offended group of them all.

Don’t be so hateful toward sense.

I was in Amsterdam in the late ‘90s, and Hanson’s ‘Mmmmbop’ was absolutely fucking everywhere. Stores, elevators, taxis, everywhere. I was there for about three days, and I guarantee I heard it upward of 100 times.

I remember it being boring and Vikander being wrong for the role. She came off more like Lara’s little sister than Lara Fucking Croft. The movie played like an afterschool special from the ‘90s crossed with that old Nickelodeon show Legends of the Hidden Temple.

Emily VanCamp is a good choice. A decade or so ago, Gemma Arterton would’ve been damn near perfect.