But that’s what the idiot children want to read! You know, for the memes!

Lunch money or GTFO.

Yea ManFromNowhere!

Take your slippery slope and shove it firmly and definitively up into your asshole. It’s slippery, so it won’t hurt. Much.

Wakanda FOR TEN MORE MINUTES, BUSTER, DON’T MAKE ME COME UP THERE

I went to see Michael Giacchino conduct the music of ‘Lost’ with a live orchestra, and he had a Q&A afterward. There were cast members, writers, directors, lots of people from the show on the panel. Some idiot woman in her ‘20s gets on the mic and proceeds to make it into some sort of audition. ‘So I’m an actor and a w…

I’m not even sure these motherfuckers’ mothers would fuck them.

You know how young children like to watch movies over and over and over again? I think that mentality carries over into when those same children turn into stupid young adults and get into memes. ‘Again, again!’

“Get a life!’ - William Shatner

Live podcasts never, ever turn into anything but a bunch of people with microphones yelling over each other. Live episodes of How Did This Get Made? are especially terrible, because that yelling is usually coming from Jason Mantzoukas saying ‘THIS MOVIE, OH THIS FUCKING MOVIE!’ over and over and over again while a…

Counter counter point: You’re an idiot child who has been poisoned by the relentless negativity and terribleness of the internet. Hopefully you’ll find some solace before you have to get a job and find out how terrible the world REALLY is.

No, your mom kept blowing me.

I barely made it through the damn trailer.

Schimkowitz needs to go watch all the blinding, beautiful colors in ‘Ms. Marvel’ and shut his 22-year-old ass up. I’ve got t-shirts older than he is.

“Just make sure everyone files in orderly”

I’m sure he’s got a long career of reminding everyone how much of a victim he is ahead of him.

Hey, moron! Dave Chappelle is hardly the only person in the country or world who shits on transgender people on a regular goddamn basis. Do you care, or are you just this addicted to being a stupid asshole on the internet? Allow me to break it down for you so you can really try to understand.

He probably banged one and is now trying to make himself feel okay about it by shitting on them for the rest of his career. You know, like Republicans do.

Just, what’s even the point?

We Don’t Need To Talk About J-Lo, No No No