Probably so any animal rights people don’t freak out when dozens of cows, horses, mountain lions, and even songbirds, are slaughtered daily by paying customers who want the ‘Authentic Wild West Experience’.

Normal cows, bulls, and horses can hurt people.

It all looks good, but the best part was the premiere date at the end! WHOO!

I’m not actually sure why they even called it Cloverfield Lane; it has pretty much nothing to do with the first...although I highly recommend it; John Goodman is off-the-hook.

Cloverfield Lane had no business being as good as it was.

This kind of pedantry makes me wet.

Me, my son and my former coworker are all obsessed with the Cloverfield films. This is the best night of my life.

Fox News would go out of their way to smear her. Her nude photos would be the lead story every day for a month.

I want her to divorce him while in office; cable news would go insane.

“Please focus on me as I read War and Peace aloud and pay no mind to Father #3 who is totally not sneaking up behind Larry Nassar right now.”

Hopefully he’s sentenced to an hour sharing a cell with Larry Nassar.

The look of terror on Nassars face was worth it.

Hopefully the next victim’s father brings a telescoping baton to get the extra three feet or so of range he needed.

I watched the clip and it quite honestly brought tears to my eyes. His horror and rage and frustration was so damn raw. I just can’t even imagine how he feels.

Next victim’s father...

I agree with every single thing you wrote here.

Margraves: “Your Honor, can you grant me 5 minutes alone in a locked room with this...demon?” 

I watched the clip and it quite honestly brought tears to my eyes. His horror and rage and frustration was so damn raw. I just can’t even imagine how he feels.

Why are MSU administrators moonlighting as bailiffs?

Rookie mistake. You gotta wait till they’re escorting him out or when he’s got to stand during sentencing and then leap and get your one shot in.