I’ve had my current car for about 8 months now, and I still have to check the dash to see which side the cap is on...

I have to think about it. I know which side the filler is on each of my cars, but I have to remind myself when I’m pulling into the gas station.

Easy to miss when you are staring at your smartphone.

All they need to do is put a single 10mm bolt on the air intake cap. Problem solved.

Pretty sure this isn’t how direct injection works

Yup, tailgating makes traffic worse for other people especially.

Then after Trump and Ball defeat the aliens, we discover that the visitors were benevolent and were here to usher in a golden age of peace and prosperity ...

Finding out aliens really exists is the only possible ending for 2017 when you actually think about it.

Being privy to the info isn’t the same as knowing it. Unless they provided the information on a single page as a graphic, or a short bulleted list of short sentences, the president wouldn’t be able to parse it.

I’m sorry, but that money was 100% used to build a secret fuck dungeon for Reid and Bigelow and there is no chance those alloys actually exist.

You are assuming they are telling him everything and not outright lying to him.

Really, there’s only one way Trump making first contact can go down:

Trump didn’t realize the biggest problem with building the wall was that the illegal aliens could just levitate over it.

I mean, in 2018 credible evidence of a possible alien invasion is like...fifth (tops) on my list of World Ending “Oh-shittness.” You wanna step up your game, Aliens, get on twitter.

This is a good comment and a smart rebuttal to some of the points I raised. Just wanted to bump it up toward the top.

The plotting itself in Act 2 was pointless. What Rian Johnson was trying to do (I’m not sure I totally agree with his decisions) was take the usual harebrained Star Wars convoluted Hail Mary hero plan and make it fail. And fail spectacularly.

The second guy in the story paid cash and wound up in an installment loan based on a forged signature

This is why I am willing to get potentially murdered by a craigslister over the likely financial murder at a dealership.

I went to one of those dealerships in CT with my brother two years ago, because he insisted on looking at a used Lincoln MKZ that was $3000 cheaper than anywhere else and wanted me to come along. It was the sketchiest dealership I’ve ever been to. Slimy salesmen pushing auction junk onto low income, uneducated, and…

Former F&I guy here: protect yourself from this nonsense by having your own financing in-hand before casting a shadow on a dealer lot. If you are unable to get your own financing due to credit issues, the universe is screaming at you to not buy a car.