Caroline. Lend me your wings. For just a little while longer.

Just a quick PSA to anyone out there who hasn’t yet played Wolfenstein 2:

Yeah, I thought the color and rendering and even the animation looked familiar. Still an interesting study but not quite analogous to real-world.

Actually, this is a traffic simulation from the game Cities Skylines (think SimCity). TMPE and NeXT are traffic mods to add more control to traffic flow in the game.

Me, too. Change the rims, clean off the rust, and there you go.

As a former resident of Michigan I know that the surface rust you can see also means there is rust you can’t see....Based on that alone this is a CP

You... drive your car 500ft to get mail?

 I call people like that “ladder-pullers”. They make space for themselves by grabbing out to any hand or leg up offered to them, and then they forget about the help they got and figure everybody who looks like them or is from the same place they’re from and is similarly disadvantaged the way they used to be who comes…

It’s funny how Ajit Pai is a person of color, he’s Indian, and his parents are immigrants, and yet he’s sided with the exact kind of ultra-conservative groups and policies that actively work against people like him, as well as ordinary working-class people in general. He’s a traitor, not just to Barack Obama, but to…

They punch down, and then get all “OH, so it’s okay when a [insert minority group here] says it?!” when people respond with exhausted sighs instead of belly-laughter.

I wanna punch this guy in the face, break his nose, and drink his blood. He gives all of us Indians a bad name.

That’s because the jokes aren’t inspired by the need to communicate and connect, like those of actual good comedians. They’re inspired by the need to troll their imagined enemies.

Make sure to not wear a seatbelt either. Only idiots get into car accidents lololol.

Just a reminder that Pai has a financial conflict that legally prohibits him from even serving on the FCC (Source here: https://www.reddit.com/r/KeepOurNetFree/comments/7jdsev/ajit_pai_has_personal_financial_interests_in/)

Fuck this criminal, I hope he dies in a fire.

It’s always interesting to watch conservatives attempt humor. The references are almost always hilariously out of date, the attempts at self-deprecation are usually painfully forced, and it comes across like they decided to improv the first take and then felt it was comedy gold that couldn’t be topped. It’s like…

... and? That makes you infallible? Never mind simple human failings, God forbid you have a medical emergency while driving.

Care to detail which “nannies” you are talking about, please?

As much as I dislike Uber, I had the experience recently of being charged 20 euros per mile in a cab in one of these “anti-uber” cities. Screw that.

Right? I don’t even own the game and I feel like someone is going to shitpost me just for knowing that Hanzo exists

I’ve noticed that articles about Overwatch as a game really make me want to play it, and articles about Overwatch players make me want to avoid it.