DarkwingDuck is correct. The only food poisoning that could accomplish those symptoms that fast is staph and it typically lasts 1 day or less. 3 days would be severe enough that you’d be lucky to survive it. Feel free of course to boycott the Colonel’s shitty chicken to your heart’s content but it’s actually pretty…

It’s highly unlikely that it was the KFC then. Most causes of food poisoning take days to start showing symptoms. The only one that comes close to setting in in a hour is staph but that wouldn’t last 3 days. It was probably something you ate a day or two before but most people just assume it’s the most recent thing…

No, I’m talking about the one incident. How many cars in a row do you have to hit before you throw in the towel and cut your losses?

“And so castles made of sand return to sea eventually”

So...there was a galactic cataclysm that changed planets, wiped out species, and came with quality of life improvements?

That’s what I am thinking. Since the first digits of a VIN generally related to make/model/manufacturing location/trim level and the last few digits are the sequential serial, I would wager that someone working in the registration database incorrectly copied the serial number portion.

-1,278 Accidents Reported

Pretty sure. If its a Highlander, there can be only one.

Excel spreadsheet fill gone wrong.

For Audi, VIN stands for Vehicles w/ Identical Numbers

“If we only use one VIN for all of our cars, then they can only sue us for cheating emissions on one vehicle dude!...”

Can you imagine the horror of a CarFax search on that....

Are we sure it wasn’t Toyota Highlanders?

Thank you Florida Man for ensuring that California was not the only state represented in today’s Idiots of the News.

Usually, they would do a quick hook-up and then get the heck out of there before the “owner” can retaliate (block the truck, interfere with hook-up, shoot the tow truck driver) then once they are a few blocks away, re-position to a more appropriate towing position.

Do you even GTA, bruh?

Ran away with when parked.

recently resurfaced brake rotors.

“No rust, low milage, only driven in Cali. No low ballers no trades.”

This thing is hideous and I don’t want to see it on the road. But if it means they’ll be less F150s then I’m all for it. I swear like 1 in 5 vehicles is an f150