And you can’t say Jesus Effing Christ anymore.

It’s July, so the NFL Network plays spin the bottle with old material. Deadspin would never republish old articles.

One of the greatest trolls in recent memory. Her account is gone. Deadspin is still looking for Keyser Söze and Sania, poof, is gone, laughing at all of this.

Per the same as any sector of society, baseball racism is a group of white males who are watching their stranglehold on something they love be ripped away by a more animated and cultural group of young dark skinned males. And instead of allowing this appropriation, the geriatric white men use the “you’re not like the…

Hillary for NL All-Star Bullpen Catcher. #stillwithher

You’re a liar if you claim to have read this whole drab article.

Baseball has, and always will be, the manliest of sports. I don’t care what Jon Lester says.

I can’t believe everyone is assuming this person’s gender.

Aren’t all the white people in St. Louis inside that stadium?

Leagues eventually will have to broadcast their own games on their own networks, or significantly lower the broadcast rights fees.

A lot of political science majors on this site.

A movie about a man’s 15 minutes of fame. Imagine a movie being made out of Cash Me Outside or a contestant on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Oh, wait...

Their star player only has one leg now.

I was always told really good pitchers weren’t human.

Apparently all sins ARE equal. Somewhere, there’s a “homework for hire” guy who is strongly considering a new profession.

This implies that there are only two genders. I’m offended.

Mother-in-law sits down mid-inning and asks, “Oh, I see Puerto Rico won the game.”

The same Khalil Green who played his first game in 2003?