If you’d rather not do that, just email them to me and I’ll type them in for you. Remember to tell me what accounts they are for. And also include your name, date of birth and social security so that I know it’s really you.

The Most Hyped Storm of 2016 was truly devastating! (assuming tissue paper was involved, of course)

Some windstorm. Egregious fear mongering.

I spy Seattle. Before the windstorm hit.

Oh there will be Challengers. But none of this Caliber.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

The other C2 droids you identified are not canon examples

When I was 25 I once rolled up to a fancy restaurant in my 1997 aubergine-colored Dodge Stratus, and I left the keys with the valet. After a very nice meal at the restaurant, we headed outside and waited for the valet to return with my car. After about 5 minutes, imagine my horror when the valet returned with a 1997…

Okay so this one time, I convinced my friend to let us take his dads 250 California out for the day in Chicago and...well...lets just say it was one interesting day off.

To be fair, it was an Avalon. Probably blended into the parking spot.

Maybe they just used the same set decorators as Dallas Buyers Club.

Porsche be like:

Ah, the joys of computer controlling stuff that has no business or benefit from such a thing.

‘04 TL owner. I’m afraid to try this. I can’t not think about it. I think I hate you.

Time to go find a random TL in the parking lot!

Aw great, now everybody’s gonna call my old-timer “the Pee-Wee Herman Car”...