Sadly he came by plane. If he’d come by boat he’d be being abused for profit at we speak!

When I managed a Borders we were also responsible for this small calendar kiosk on the other side of the shopping center. I was there covering someone’s lunch break and this crazed woman came over demanding why we had no bichon frise calendars. The dog calendar people were always the weirdest.

It’s like someone gathered all the Republican candidates into a room before they all announced, and said “In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king...”

but they will be australian dollars, which are brightly colored with interesting pictures, so you will be distracted and lose your waffles empire to a band of maurauding kangaroos

This is a long one, but I think it’s pretty great. Please excuse any typos.

Two friends from college got married, and it was a doozy of a wedding. My friends actually went to college with my best friend from high school, so over the course of college and the following decade her friends became mine, and vice versa.…

I was a bridesmaid in a close friend’s wedding. Got to the rehearsal, noticed that her three-years-younger brother had gotten SUPER cute since I last saw him, brought him back to my place after the reception and showed him a REAL good time. He ended up spending the night with me and trying to sneak back into the hotel…

It would be helpful to state in the title that this article is only useful to men.

Cynthia Hurd was a librarian for 31 years and a dedicated public servant. Say her name. Remember her.

As an Australian, I find tipping in the US terrifying. There are so many confusing rules and scenarios. I’m perpetually afraid that I’m inadvertently ripping someone off.

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Thats alright, the under-performing yet competitive sibling always has to talk their game up.

I know you're keeping series books to a minimum, but I wanted to highlight that the final book in the superb Glamourists Histories series is coming out at the end of the month. Of Noble Family, by Mary Robinette Kowal. This is one of my FAVORITE series and I'm gutted it's ending.

1983: Oprah's Net Worth: $27,000

yeaaaah Calcium channels on a cellular level are a basic necessity for the ionic charge of a cellular membrane. Not as big as potassium and sodium, but just as important for quick response. You cannot live without Calcium in your body. That said I do not study the digestive system or food science, so I don't know all…

"No, ma'am, actually the sun is going to remain in its place as it has for millions of years. The Earth, however, will continue spinning and proceeding on its orbit as planned; would you like me to ask a manager to pull the emergency brake?"

i cheated with beer on wine.

Having seen this same thing myself. It's probably true. Guys suck, but "socially inept" guys can be worse. They use their ineptitude as an excuse to be shitty. They complain about "being friendzoned", but they don't seem to understand that the focus of their affections has ZERO responsibility to reciprocate.

Oh and also thanks for the advice I really liked the part about being queen of the bitches... I'll feel like Cersei now ^^

Welcome to working or studying in most male-dominated workplaces or fields. This isn't unusual. This isn't remarkable.

a friend of mine recently ordered invitations for all of her guests, not realizing that some invitations would be for more than one person. she essentially ordered double the number of invitations she needed.