Hey, a gremlins was ugly but dependable little car. None of the faults of the cybertruck.

I would rather have the Gremlin

Tesla just made those 3 toggles a single button.

Everyone is rightfully mocking this heap for being too delicate to go through a car wash in the daytime, but I would like to once again point out the absolute idiocy of having every single control routed through a single, apparently extremely shitty, touchscreen.  Not only can’t you drive it, but when someone asks…

I guess you better not schedule charging for late night hours lest a decepticon pops out of your garage come morning!

You can’t get it wet? I’m sure this has been said before but is it a gremlin?

EV owners, like all people, are all over the map. But there does seem to be a disproportionate number of entitled arrogant Tesla owners (perhaps overcompensating for their shame now that many of them realize they spent $70,000 on a MAGA hat on wheels that is constantly under recall and is increasingly considered…

I think silicon valley calls it “accelerate fast and brake things”.

Yeah but it shows Tesla engineers have never heard of a handy process called a dFMEA.

IMO it does not make sense to buy an EV if you are planning to rely on a charging network for anything outside of the occasional longer trip. If it is your commuter car, you’d better have a 40Amp+ charger in your garage or dedicated parking space. Anything else and you’re better off with a PHEV, HEV, or just regular…

I cannot get over the fact that a company that purports to be A Real Company With Real Products to Be Taken Really Seriously cannot be arsed to have a PR department, or any group responsible for answering media questions. The corporate equivalent of kids putting fingers in their ears so no bad news can be heard.…

If only some other automakers had run into the same problem so that Tesla had a hint of how to avoid it.  But then again, that’s not dIsRuptIve.

No, you have it all wrong. This is Tesla’s new One Pedal Driving system. It's innovative as shit.

I like Dallas a lot. For 15 years or so it was my first choice for a retirement city after NYC wears me down (29 years and counting there). Pity Texas is not a free state. It is one of the least free. Granted, since its founding, Texas has always been a little fascist. But since the GOP became a death cult circa…

A comment so dark a cop just unholstered his weapon upon reading it.

It isn’t from a lack of trying that trucks can’t get pregnant.

This is great news for car enthusiasts. But can we be real about Texas? I just completed my last ever visit to Texas (El Paso-Marfa-Fredericksburg-Vidor-Houston-Dallas). It is a full-on fascist state. The government is obsessed with encouraging citizens to turn against their neighbors (or shoot them). Everyone can…

Good thing that truck cant get pregnant in texas.

But is Texas committed to freedom?

I guess Kei vehicle owners will see how much freedom they have when they try to abort a part of their vehicle they do not want.

Freedom is a function of political interest and a money trail that leads to someone lining their pockets. Kei vehicle owners have a friend in a high place…

We can add Kei trucks to the growing list of things that have more rights than women in Texas.