running cover for billion-dollar companies? lmao

silence, bootlicker!

And once you can’t own your games anymore, the march of enshitification will ensure that you’ll get worse and worse while simultaneously costing more and more. See: literally every industry.

When this game absolutely bombs....the people who get fired will end up being the devs who just did what some exec told them to do.  None of those people will pay a serious price.  

“UNBUCKLED SEAT BELTS FINE + POINTS.”

Sign should instead read “UNBUCKLED SEAT BELTS FINE + POINTS.”

No big deal for actual owners. They have plenty of other cars to drive.

I read it as, “Unbuckled seat belts? That’s fine! In fact, bonus points!”

Then they also need to crack down on all the lawyer billboards on 95 in Philly, which are waaaay more distracting.

Then they’ve correctly identified their audience. Most Americans are dumber than a box of rocks.

The signs are occasionally befuddling to people who don’t understand the reference, causing them to take more mental energy off the act of driving. They’re calling you stupid, basically.

I swear people in these types of jobs are all ex HOA board members who were ran off the farm.

Honestly “UNBUCKLED SEAT BELTS FINE + POINTS.” is a bit more confusing... Punctuation is important. 

Difference being Metroid Prime only colors doors; for stuff like spider ball tracks or boost areas or cracked walls, it tracks nothing.

Metroid Dread actually gives you a map accurate down to the block, and if you bomb a space and uncover that a specific item is needed to break that space, the map tracks it even if you…

Technically it isn’t. Altec Lansing picked up the brand and they’re trying to make it a thing again. I’m fairly skeptical they’ll be successful.

I’m really glad for the people who work themselves to death in factories or on farms that they’re living in the happiest, healthiest time in human history. I’m sure the fact that Jeff Bezos owns multiple yachts really makes their burden lighter.

I mean not for a lack of trying. 

Late stage capitalism is destroying our world, and one of the greatest obstacles to moving on to something better is people citing Soviet Russia or Venezuela as exemplars of the alternative.

My theory is that Nintendo is gonna announce the Switch either around the end of fiscal year 2023, or beginning of fiscal year 2024. Which is in March 2024.

Having a movie about Mando and Grogu end up being about Luke and Padme is like if a show about Boba Fett ended up being about Mando and Grogu, so it’s a real possibility!