A two year old console isn’t as emulated as a six year old console with a well understood architecture? I’m shocked.

Gamecube was (arguably) the most powerful console of its generation. Wii and Wii U emulation has more to do with being the same architecture as Gamecube than it does being underpowered.

Being right, which is even lower stakes than clout.

Nerds don’t leak classified documents for clout. They leak classified documents to win arguments about which tank is best, which has happened multiple times over War Thunder alone.

More likely that the same thing happens with all games, but nobody cares because those games aren’t Zelda.

Analogies need to be, you know, analogous.

It’s not even remotely like the gun argument. This store’s system can be trivially bypassed by one scalper, his nephew, and a couple of the nephew’s classmates, and there are zero legal consequences for doing so.

“AI is when a computer has to make decisions”

The best definition of AI I ever heard is “any problem in computer science that doesn’t have a well defined solution yet”. Pathfinding (units moving from one spot on the map to another in Starcraft) used to be AI, then algorithms like A* (A-star) were developed, and pathfinding is just another solved problem now.

Machine learning is AI. You’re confusing the computer science definition of artificial intelligence with the science fiction definition. In computer science everything from pathfinding to identifying if a photo contains a horse has been considered AI at one time or another.

The Holiday Special wasn’t made by sober people. One of the writers said he was heavily into cocaine at the time, and Carrie Fisher was as well.

My understanding was not really ace/aro, but instead people who wanted a romantic relationship but couldn’t because of social anxiety or similar reasons.

On the other hand, Ragnarok has my favorite explanation for why the hero doesn’t have all of his old equipment.

I can think of two reasons why lesbians are more acceptable in media than gay men. First is the male gaze. Men can watch two women kissing and think it’s hot.

“obviously everyone has to work to support themselves”

The only difference between price gouging and scalping is who is screwing the end customer.

“corporations don’t work like scalpers because they don’t buy up entire commodity sectors and jack the prices up. it’s literally illegal”

The gun is called starvation, so yes, there is a gun to your head forcing you to work.

That’s mean. The Dreamcast controller is still the best implementation of analog shoulder buttons.

Fortunately your side is losing this culture war issue and forever alienating voters under the age of 30.