Considering they changed Pokemon Green to Blue outside of Japan, it wouldn’t surprise me if they made gun-turtle a starter so they could put it on the box art in countries where flower-toad might not be as marketable.

They aren’t low level, they’re just broke scam artists. A druid needs to be level 8 to wild shape into a bear, and if we assume an owlbear is just a rule of cool version of a bear, that puts her at least 8th level. The sorcerer casts a 5th level spell at one point, and if we assume that’s the highest level he can cast…

You don’t need any knowledge of the setting, or D&D in general, to enjoy it, but as someone playing since the 90s I was tickled when I recognized obscure monsters and what spells were being cast.

Have you read the Old Testament? He’s a massive dick.

Donate them to what? They’re worthless.

Plastic recycling is a myth. The only kind of plastic that is cost effective to recycle is the clear kind that milk jugs are made of.

It looks like climate change.

It’s not the alcohol lobby that wants drunk drivers treated with kid gloves, it’s the restaurant lobby. When people drink less because they know they’ll be driving later, it’s at a restaurant, not at home.

You’re joking, right? America treats drunk drivers with kid gloves. It should be a felony on the FIRST offense, with a limit lower than what it is today.

Putting it in the terms of service doesn’t necessarily make it enforceable.

Somebody’s fishing for a class action suit.

This isn’t any different from the parents who named their daughters Madison after the movie Splash in the 80s, or Logan from X-Men in the 00s.

If it’s literally clear you’re either drinking too much water, diabetic, pregnant (gestational diabetes), or suffering from some kind of kidney problem.

Pikachu is also in the fairy egg group, along with Togetic, so the child could be a Togepi. Togepi is a baby pokemon, so it can’t breed until it evolves.

The way pokegenetics work, Pikachu’s kids would only be yellow rats if the mom is one, too. He’s in the field egg group, so he can breed with about 1/4 of all pokemon that exist.

Transitive property: Vegetable lost to Freezer, Carrot beat Freezer, therefore Vegetable lost to Carrot

You didn’t answer the most important question: does he eat strangers?

The ship sinks at the end of Titanic.

CPAC isn’t fringe, but it is a lunatic community.

The outside of the elbows don’t seem to separate at the seam, either, they just stretch the way skin does as the elbow bends.