Svetlana Joy

If the GOP insists they’re the party of fiscal responsibility and want to reduce government spending, they should be providing MORE money to Planned Parenthood so that women of all income levels can afford birth control.

He admitted he did it. He’s responsible. Fuck that mental illness horseshit. If you’re a danger, you’re a danger. Off with his head.

Good. No one associated with anything traditional should be anywhere near his ass to sully themselves. Everything about this inaugeration - and this presidency, really - should have to be harder for him than it has been for previous presidents just to ram home the point that this presidency is not normal.

I think that’s why she opened the club in the first place, to promote the idea that women can get their’s and not be ashamed. It’s not super common and she thinks it should be.

Can we also talk about how today he also met with the leaders of the Alphabet Agencies, some of the most powerful and historically pro-GOP Intelligence groups in the world, and basically claimed they were wrong about Putin and Russia’s involvement despite them then releasing a report which states plain as day that…

This stops now. Time to mobilize. If you haven’t already seen it check this out. It is a guide on how to effectively lobby congress. Your reproductive health demands it.

The stereotype that white people always carry ranch dressing around with them is not cool anymore. When you say ‘He’s already got his, that white boy over there’” don’t just fucking assume I’m carrying my own ranch dressing around with me you hurtful monster. I need it for my tenders and when you assume that I already…

I think you mean the “Exxon-Mobil Red Bull Why America is Awesome” textbooks of the future.

The pope IS an authority figure, in that he has true power and represents the penultimate patriarchal, bureaucratic hierarchy. The pope is not a moral authority to anyone but those who subvert basic decency in deference to power. Relative to other popes, he has a much more attractive disposition and manner of…

No BC. No abortions even in the case of rape. Fear of white genocide. They want to rape you into having children. It’s Gilead. Is another bleeding-heart lefty going to accuse me of being hyperbolic again? Are we going to continue being ‘nice’ and assuming the best of these misogynists as they strip away our human…

“When you’re tired of turkey sandwiches, we’ll be here.”

Nolite te bastardes carborundorum. Don’t let the bastards grind you down.

The main takeaway from this election: the bulk of Mormons genuinely believe the ethical redlines in their scriptures, the bulk of evangelicals are exactly the craven amoral fucknuts everyone else has always suspected.

My, that’s some extreme economic anxiety!

This could have been a really interesting, creepy film, and they ruined it by trying to be cute and shit. Just think how usually dopey nice guy Pratt would have been as an even more forthright, sinister stalker. Let’s say she wasn’t the first one he woke up, and the last one simply “didn’t work out” and is nowhere to…

They lost me at “Aurora.” You just know that whichever draft that first appeared in, the following script doctor’s immediate reaction was, “Too obvious” only to be countered by some studio lackey chirping, “Sleeping beauty — brilliant!”

The loss of hope and sincerity I’ve seen in my short lifetime will have profound and lasting effects. The widespread rise of irony and sarcasm has normalized truly monstrous and abhorrent opinions.

White Man Rule No. 4: If you can’t have something, ruin it for everyone else.