Touche. But I think then it would be Leather Settlement.

You can tell these are snooty stay at home moms whose husbands are rich as fuck 

Can we have a knitted Tauntaun carcass too?

Aight, I get you guys hate Jill Stein around here, and third parties in general. You’re loyal and it’s great.

Bread and circuses!

Mike Pence is a piece of shit. One of the worst politicians I’ve seen in my time in Indiana and that, quite frankly, is saying something.

We had a good, decent man as President for eight years and didn’t appreciate him.

I for one am looking forward to Trump brand gas masks and fallout shelters.

yes. this is happening subtly but with disturbing speed. im really surprised how much concilatory back pedaling is happening from unlikely sources. but the press is going to get railroaded. theyll sedate the masses with celeb news and they no one will notice.

And thank Christ for that. Her choices are either be ostracized or be like her other siblings: Ivanka has to avoid a priapic cryptofacist father and the two Trump boys look more inbred than late-dynasty Hapsburgs.

You are very welcome. Where is Bilbo Baggins when we need him? The trolls are thick on the ground tonight.

But... but economics! Rust Belt! We don’t understand Middle America, and need to relate to their pain and feel sympathy regardless of how much pain they happily inflict on anyone else! Oh and not hurt their feelings by pointing that out!

*Glare*

As soon as #2 is born I’m off to get snipped. Did they make you wear a cone?

I do not want to come together. I cannot unify behind this man or these people. Too long progressives have tried to take the path of no resistance or common ground. No longer. Today we fight, we fight for civil rights, we fight for our LGTBQ allies, we fight for religious freedom, we fight for women’s rights, we fight…

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.

No kidding. Did you ever have just a shit day then whack your head or something and think “GOOD! I don’t even care! Let more shit happen!” I feel like 2016 is my bad day. I’m just not sure if this FBI nonsense is the head whack. More likely it’ll be Trump getting elected.

SEE

Amen, but add to it that no one expects perfection from any of those guys anyway, but do from her.

Between the human asshole that is Donald, an actual Weiner, and reminders of Bill’s inability to keep it in his pants, it has never been clearer why we need more women in power.

Yes!